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| Date | 2005-07-07 |
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| Message | Just wanted to let you know that I've gone into business with Ronald Jackson from Broken Springs, and we know have beautiful properties available at BARGAIN PRICES in SEVERAL neighborhoods here in Baghdad. So, those TROUBLEMAKERS who desire a quiet, nicer place to live may move here IMMEDIATELY. (Talk to my cousin, Bombed Out Bob, for GREAT, DISCOUNT DEALS on cheap local transportation...2 CAMELS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!) Desperately, Baghdad Bob |
| Date | 2005-07-07 |
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| Message | Hey, there, m'boy Jimbob...you currrrled up mangy droppin' frum a leftoverrrr haggis...y'leave ma sheep alone, before I stuff ye' inta a fox outfit and let that old poof Prince Charles at ye, ya grimble crumbly snoutsniffer. And may the westward winds off'n th' Firth of Forth drive thru ye bones like a bagpiper's air, ya mangy ol' wanker. I'm a'wearin' ma kilt, so'sn the sheep don't hear ma zipper... Bagpiper Bob |
| Date | 2005-07-06 |
| Message | Colin, Err... I mean Jimbob... Better go back out to the pasture. The sheep are ready for more action. st |
| Date | 2005-07-06 |
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| Message | Yor ass is history u commie luvin ass gaping slut whore. Die bitch. |
| Date | 2005-07-04 |
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| Message | Shallow Throat, Just back from Japan and glad to see that someone in Michiana is actually keeping tabs on the local Nazis. If you would like some additional visuals for site, just send me a digital pic of the cheif, and I'll be happy to set you up. You can see examples of my work at |
| Date | 2005-06-30 |
| Message | TB, Doody is right. For shame, for shame. I think Cathy, our DEAR editor of the weakly Journalistic Error wouldn't have anywhere to put her head, if not up the heinie of our honorable Chief. We know that she certainly doesn't wrap her head around any real journalism unless it involves blight ordinances or literative fellatio for local bigwhigs. Btw, you, sir, are a BUTTINSKY !  |
| Date | 2005-06-29 |
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| Message | Mr. Throat I have come up with another idea for tightening the belt down on Snowflake Road: Remove the Publicity Budget by taking Cathy Pullonatoeifhehollarslethimgo and the Journalistic Error off the police department payroll: savings of $20 per positive word about Chief Jim/cronies, which would save about $56,940 annually. Unfortunately, Chief Jim would lose a free source of health care by not having Cathy as a provider of free rectal exams while her head is up there ANYWAY, but the health care industry is tightening up (ooh, maybe that's a poor choice of words regarding Chief Jim and the pressure he's under) all over and cuts MUST be made. Just trying to do my civic doody...sorry, that's Duty... Troublemaker Bob |
| Date | 2005-06-28 |
| Message | Dear Troublemaker Bob, I tried doing as you suggested... getting on the first horse and buggy out of town, and wouldn't you know it, the damn potholes bounced me right up and out of the buggy so the horse took off without me. Then I waited for a cab for hours until I realized that Broken Springs doesn't have a taxi service. So I guess I'm stuck here for good. As far as Cathy Pullatoeifhehollerslethimgo, I think you'd find that the local brag rag was much more biased when Dr. Fred McOmber ran it. It improved a little when that Murdoch boy ran it, but unfortunately these people I speak of are all now residing at Deadwood Drive on the end of Rose Hill Road. All kidding aside, BS could use a good breast augmentation business. I see so many Broken Springers with tits that hang so low, it's no wonder they don't trip over them. Either hitch those babies up or tie 'em together! |
| Date | 2005-06-28 |
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| Message | I am OUTRAGED at the irreverance shown by this shallow throat towards my beloved Broken Springs. I wonder if this person has spent any time at all reading our local paper, The Journalistic Error; if so, Mr. Throat would see just how WONDERFUL our community really is...just ask Error Editor Cathy Pullatoeifhehollerslethimgo; SHE would never lie or distort the truth in ANY way, and she'd be the first to tell you this! Mr. Throat, you ought to be ASHAMED of yourself. If you don't like Broken Springs, I say LEAVE Broken Springs on the next horse and buggy out of town. I'm sure that Lonna Jackson would be more than willing to buy your shack and turn it into a Breast Enlargement clinic or a hangout for her son and his colleagues or some such. Angrily, Troublemaker Bob Ps. I'd appreciate more genital references; My copy of Hooters magazine is getting old and tattered. |
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