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| Date | 2005-10-26 |
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| Message | Stace Sounds like yer bleedin' troubles come from a simple misunderstandin' between our two cultures: In the US, shaggin' a sheep is always wrong, on-duty or no', innit? In the UK, shaggin' a sheep is wrong unless it's durin' a tea break while at work. At 'ome, it's considered proper (where do you think the term shag came from, anyway). What ho, tut tut, and all that rot... Bollocks Troublemaker Bob |
| Date | 2005-10-25 |
| Message | Dear Stace, I doubt very much that the local audience in Broken Springs will be able to appreciate your chavism (Note to FOJ's: not chauvinism, like someone we know). But I thank you for your comment anyway, innit. (Did I say that right?) Concerning the completely normal activity of 'shagging' (screwing in Yankee speak)... Shagging is not permitted while on the job around here, unless you're on the game (a hooker, in Yankee speak). The very least Shane McDaniel could've done is clocked out before screwing a co-worker. Then again, chances are he clocked in, then out, in and then out again many times. I also have very little doubt that our own Daniel Shame has probably been up to 'sexual activity' of his own while on duty. But seeing as how it probably only lasts about two minutes, I see no reason to raise such a stink about it. |
| Date | 2005-10-24 |
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| Message | Sexual fuckin' activity! wot is dis bollx 'bout 'sexual activity?' U murkans is well barkin', innit? Baking 'n' cycling is 'activities,' -- sex is a fuckin' neccesity like eatin' 'n' crapping innit? i mean didya evr hear of some geezer engaging in 'cooking activity' or 'bathing actvity.' fuckin' ell, m8 wot is all dis 'activity' bollx? Either 'e ws shaggin' is m8, or is m8 was shagging 'im or dey was wankin' or shaggin' some local fuckin' slag. So y can't da bleedin' paper fuckin' say so, eh? Fuckin' eejots! |
| Date | 2005-10-13 |
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| Message | Dear Godfather, Thank you for your comments. I don't have nuts 'per se' but I get what you're saying, dawg. Ya'll come back now, y'hear? There's never a dull moment in Broken Springs. |
| Date | 2005-10-12 |
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| Message | This is the bestest site I have ever seen! and thank dog that someone has the nuts to speak out about this crap going on in the bustling Metropolis of BS! Y'all Rock! |
| Date | 2005-08-31 |
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| Message | Dear Vulnerable I also thank you for your comments, and hope that you take a look at my Anti-Kingston website (there is a link on Shallow's NFBS site; it's the Dump the Chief link). Truth is stranger than fiction, sometimes, which is why I'm grateful to Ms. Throat for the satirical writings, which are about as ridiculous as the real stuff going on! However, even if you have something to lose by speaking out publicly, help is always appreciated behind the scenes...there are many who serve in this capacity, and the truth shall prevail if enough of us stand up to the garbage. Take care, and VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!! Troublemaker Bob |
| Date | 2005-08-31 |
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| Message | Vulnerable BSer, You speak the truth on so many levels. Thank you for your encouraging comments. If more people spoke out, they'd not be able to intimidate us so much. My sources, however, tell me that the only thing buried across the river is a tube of KY Jelly and a stack of Playboys dated 1974. |
| Date | 2005-08-31 |
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| Message | Vetty interesting, but not stoopid. Seriously, we have a serious problem in BS. Too many have too much to loose by speaking out about the atrocities that occur. Some of us cannot survive here with the retaliation that would take place, and we're not willing to move (yet). Thanks for speaking out. Unethical (and illegal) occurrences by our Chief, the everybody's related to everybody, this is our town like it or leave it, we do things our way no matter what garbage needs to be taken to the dump! They should not interpret the yes on the millage as support for the Chief. People may just want a 24/7 force in place. Not necessarily who we have now. No amount of charitable action dismisses what the Chief has done. Let's pray that the State is bold enough to take action where our locals have swept it under the rug. Or did they just plant it down by the river and that's what Jim keeps cutting? |
| Date | 2005-08-18 |
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| Message | Dear Shallow You know, I'm getting plum tuckered out just a-sittin' here readin' your garbage... I just wanted to remind you that, in case you are really as dumbest as you sound, that the roads out a' town lead in all di-rekshuns. Well, not really, come t'think of it...we got one that runs kind of eastways, then turns south...we got one that runs kind of westerly...we got one that starts northwest THEN turns northerly...we got one that runs kinda southwest, then turns west, then southwest agin'...we got that new 'un that runs kind of northwest, but then turns more west than north...we got one that runs straight-as-the-crow flys south, but then turns southeast, then turns south agin'... aw, hellsbells...just GIT! G'WAN! We need more people like Lindsay Brokencan...mah fair wife...than YOU, Miss-Shallow-Come-Lately, and Troublemaker Bob, who dispite living here 25 years shouldn't have a say in what goes on around here...I'm a-goin' to get my daughter to pass a resolution saying that you have to have lived here at least 26 1/2 years in order to vote, speak, or even mime your thoughts in public! THAT'LL learn 'em! Oil Brokencan |
| Date | 2005-08-17 |
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| Message | All Hail ME. In the interest of fair play, I am currently crafting legislation that will outlaw all opposition to my wishes. I am expecting it to pass by a 7-0 vote (got that, fellas?) and will take the place of any silly little State law that...incorrectly...states that everyone of voting age may vote, express their opinion, or conspire against the Chaddwickian State. Those, like Troublemaker Bob, who are deemed Enemas of the State under this legislation will be required to (A) have their mouths surgically closed, (B) have their fingers surgically stitched together, (C) sent out to Pendlewood (Concentration) Camp for Re-Education (this was the RAVE in Cambodia!), and (D) surgically sterilized so that they will not send forth more of their kind into the Chaddwickian State. Following the passage of this resolution (ahem, boys!), we will open active hostilities against those UnChaddwickian elements in Onoyoko Township who DARE to conspire, like the Yellow Rose Society in Germany during my hero's reign, against the State...for I AM the State. The State is ME. And any other combinations of the State and myself that you can think of! Resistence is FUTILE! All Hail Jan Chaddwick |
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