Message | Howdy, my name is James Choi. I'm a 27 year old Korean Koreamerican (patriotism fan for you foreigners). I sling Bible verses at my youth group like nobody's business, and spend my days perfecting the craft of converting damn dirty Arabs. I own my very own American flag, and have even found a friend to help me hoist it at day break, especially on Sundays. I became an ordained minister two years ago, and I have been getting better every day at marrying good Christian couples. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Just a little Bible humor for you there. Anyways, hit me back, you can find me in the pews at church every Sunday morning praying to my BF4 (Best Friend Fourever) Jesus Christ. Like I always say, if your knees ain't hurtin', you ain't done doin' God's work!
-Your Friend James "Small Government" Choi |