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NameAvakJette
DateMarch 11, 2011
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MessageПривет.
Могу ли я раскидать бесмыленные сообщения здесь?
Если нет - удалите это сообщение.
Если да - я скоро вернусь.


NameJimmy Bone
DateMarch 11, 2011
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MessageWE HATE JIMMY HILL smilie
HE'S A POOF smilie
HE'S A POOF smilie

REPEAT AS NECESSARY AFTER A FEW TENNENTS LAGERS smilie


NameDe Real Apache Indian
DateMarch 11, 2011
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MessageI am real hustler from london but born in India. I drive 3 series bmw pimped up for my homie. I am player.

Wine your body, smilie
Wriggle your belly, smilie
Dip and go down in a the new stylee
Wine and go up, wine and go down,
Bubble and a rock ca the new style around
You fe line it up, you fe wine it up
Do the boomshackalak till the dance hall full up
The boomshackalak it a the brand new style
Wicked say it wicked jah jah no say it wild
Raggamuffin style fe the discipline child
Dip and go down ca it well versatile
You fe move fe your waist, move fe your back
Wine and go down do the shack-a-lak-a-lak
Get in a the groove ca you are the top notch
Bubble and a wine gal right pon the spot smilie
Chorus
The gal pon the left she truly design
Watch how she bubble and watch how she wine
Back, she front, she a move she waist line
Tell a boy say that the gal say she mine
Mine she mine ca we rock it in a time
Everybody join in when she give you the sign smilie
Chorus
The english gal a do the boomshackalak
The american gal a do the boomshackalak
The indian possie do the boomshackalak
The yardy gal a do the boomshackalak
The japanese gal a do the boomshackalak
And the german gal a do the boomshackalak smilie
Chorus
Put yours hands in a the air like you just don't care smilie
Raggamuffin deh bout so you better be aware
The north and the south everybody everywhere
Flex out shock out ca the vibe in a the air
Bubble and a wine ca the gal a draw near
Everybody


NameGrandmaster Flash
DateMarch 10, 2011
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MessageIt's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

Broken glass everywhere
People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don?t care
I can't take the smell, I can't take the noise no more
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkie's in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
'Cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car

Chorus:
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh
[2nd and 5th: ah huh-huh-huh]
[4th: say what?]
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

Standing on the front stoop, hangin' out the window
Watching all the cars go by, roaring as the breezes blow
Crazy lady livin' in a bag
Eatin' out of garbage pails, she used to be a fag-hag
Said she danced the tango, skipped the light fandango
The Zircon Princess seemed to lost her senses
Down at the peepshow, watching all the creeps
So she can tell the stories to the girls back home
She went to the city and got Social Security
She had to get a pimp, she couldn't make it on her own

[2nd Chorus]

My brother's doing bad on my mother's TV
Says she watches too much, it?s just not healthy smilie smilie smilie


NameCol. Gadaffi
DateMarch 10, 2011
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Messageانا رجل منكم الرئيسية كل بنش المثليين. وسوف يبدأ جولة في بلدك نظركم, تحفيز واجهتها حينئذ سوف ركوبها زوجة عملكم بالنسبة لك: كل اسبوعين.

smilie


Nameùmlm
DateMarch 7, 2011
Messageessai


NameBronston Motherphillips
DateMarch 4, 2011
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Messagemaybe it's just me but every time im on the internet i feel like someone is watching me. i always turn on inprivate browsing on internet explorer, delete my browsing history and set my google search to moderate. am i alone or do others feel the same way ? Are we Human or are we dancer ? smilie I'm down to my last 3 gig on my hard drive got too many mp3's. I also collect jpg images of rare birds, however my favourite is the robin redbreast such a beautiful specimen but don't be fooled they are quite aggressive. i also like to collect model railways and am a keen trainspotter. i like nothing more than getting a flask and sandwiches and going down to the station. i can't begin to tell you the excitement i feel when i see the same train twice in one day. i am a member of the local rotary club and one of my fundraising tasks is to go round local businesses dressed as a harlequin. last year i raised £2,150,74 and was very pleased with myself. i am looking for love and a woman who shares my interests. i am also a keen local radio enthusiast and spend hours setting up ariels and kit and transmitting on my own pirate radio station. my listeners in the u.s know me as DJ easy dick and i'm on "W" Balls which is on 187.4 on your FM dial. Anyway i'm on air in just over 20 minutes for the jack off hour at 12 so whilst you are waiting why not tune into my colleague DJ Sal "T" Nuts who's currently playing some smooth grooves to soothe and move you. a big bow wow wow to all the ladies smilie



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NameEddie Fox
DateMarch 1, 2011
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Messagecheck out the new beady eye album - different gear still speeding - it's the baws. beady eye were formed with three members of oasis - liam, gem and andy. check them out man


NameWolfgang Rizla
DateMarch 1, 2011
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Messagei like to roll up fat beefy joints and listen to jamiroquai and bob marley. i am the space cowboy and i need to get high to get by. no woman no cry.

i got the dopest skunk in cologne and i smoke it to the bone.

smilie


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