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NameWalter Wanckshaft
DateSeptember 15, 2015
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MessageI have to share disturbing story with you. My friend Johan likes to fart all the time. One day, I walked over to his car. He rolled down the window and we began talking. I felt a storm brewing in my back passage and felt like this was good opportunity for a spot of revenge. The conversation continued and I clenched my cheeks together so tight you couldn't get an American Express between them. I forced out a fart with all my might - veins were popping out of the side of my head, my face went bright red and my trousers suddenly felt a lot tighter. BINGO - !!! Out came a peach of a fart that I knew would be an absolute beezer.

But then, as the story goes, behind every good fart is a bad follow through.

I sharted into my pants and the result was an absolute honker.

My friend Johan was completely oblivious to the drama unfolding in the back of my blue Farrah trousers - indeed he may well have dropped a honking fart of his own in his car - so I said my goodbyes and headed for the nearest toilet.

The moral of this story is - YOU CANT OUT-FART A FARTER !!!!


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DateSeptember 14, 2015
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DateSeptember 1, 2015
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DateAugust 23, 2015
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